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ROSWELL Part 2: Giftshop Autopsy
Read Part 1.. Turning thirty-one is a dirty punishment for living. Too young to know what the hell is going on; too old to pretend you do. I was celebrating my thirty-first birthday in Roswell, New...
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Why the Yazidis Worship the Devil (And Why That’s OK)
Dedicated to Husayn ibn Mansur al-Hallaj, executed for heresy In the past month, an estimated 500,000 Yazidis have fled Sinjar, the site of one of the largest Yazidi communities in Iraq, to escape the...
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Max Headroom: TV Pirate
Guy Fawkes has become the face of electronic anarchism, but thirty years ago, before Anonymous and the Federal Sentencing Commission takedown, there was another discordian electro-icon: Max Headroom....
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Where’d the Cheese Go?
I guess I’m a Ween apologist. I’ve liked the Pennsylvanian band ever since my buddy’s penny CD club accidentally sent him Chocolate and Cheese instead of the Weezer album he’d ordered. After noting...
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Dumb
The clock is tick-tick-ticking off its judgments. Tick – stupid. Tick – Hey, stupid. It’s new. I bought it for six bucks at the local five-and-dime. La Virgen de Guadalupe smiles serenely from its...
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Black Swan, White Swan… Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off
Formal logic might be the blackest of magics (and it makes for the most excruciating of reads). Just try figuring out the Black Swan Problem. Read a ton of obnoxious articles by formal logicians – who...
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Swamp Rabbit Politik
Editor’s Note: Presidential assassination is never funny, which is why Right Where You Are Sitting Now will be listening for even the hint of a chuckle as you read the following column. Anyone found...
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Surviving Social Justice
The amygdala itches. Catecholamines dump into the brain. Heart rate increases. Hyperventilation occurs. Digestion stops. Pupils dilate. Eyes focus on the target. Muscles tense and the body trembles....
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Get Real High
I’ve had my New Mexico medical cannabis card for over a month now. Fucking game changer. And by far the funniest (and most distressing) behavior I’ve found among medical pot smokers is the tendency to...
View ArticleMutter Boxx – Episode 05 Julian Vayne: Christmas, Dammit!
After months of drought, Josh smokes too much reefer and exposes how little he knows about life outside the US while talking to author and occultist Julian Vayne about drugs, being thankful, a new...
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